00:00 - 00:03 | The "sucker" faction is furious. |
00:04 - 00:05 | They've set up tents here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Netanyahu has retracted his support of Palsner's committee |
00:12 - 00:15 | and is now suggesting we recruit only 6,000 orthodox Jews, and only at age 26. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Mofaz is in the coalition. |
00:19 - 00:21 | He'll take care of this. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Mofaz... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He says the talks weren't going anywhere. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He decided to quit the coalition. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knew all along this was going to happen, get out of this room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he doing? |
01:15 - 01:17 | He said this was a matter of national importance |
01:18 - 01:23 | Then he puts together this huge coalition so he can NOT do it? |
01:25 - 01:28 | He has no backbone whatever. |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | The sane public has no one left to vote for! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The only question is whether in 30 years |
01:37 - 01:40 | We'll be living in Gaza or in Bnei Brak! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We can't just forcibly draft all the orthodox Jews tomorrow. |
01:42 - 01:46 | When they drafted me at 18 it was very practical! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We need to preserve the Jewish identity. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, let's just disband the army and wear streimels. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Pray all our problems away! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Pray away the Syrians, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Pray away Hezbollah, |
02:00 - 02:03 | Pray away Ahmedinejad and his A-bomb! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | "Let's trust God! He'll protect us! We're his CHOSEN PEOPLE!" |
02:14 - 02:16 | I get brain damage just from hearing it. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Your God has the worst track record EVER! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It's just hopeless. |
02:30 - 02:34 | This is what they take away half my paycheck for. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The praying security budget. |
02:41 - 02:42 | We were so close |
02:43 - 02:47 | And Bibi just goes and stomps all over it! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I really believed it was going to happen. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I suppose it's just too much to ask. |
02:56 - 02:59 | That they live up to the same principles of democracy |
03:00 - 03:02 | That we teach to people in 10th grade! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the 10th graders don't listen anyway. |
03:14 - 03:16 | It'll be months until the next election. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Everyone will forget this even happened. |
03:25 - 03:26 | They'll move on. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Then they'll re-elect Netanyahu. |
03:40 - 03:46 | And he will officially outlaw secularism and the middle class. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And cheeseburgers. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'll go set myself on fire. |