| 00:00 - 00:03 | About your replacement toothbrush heads |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We tried Boots, Superdrug, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the supermarkets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | looking for the exact ones you specified |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We even tried Fat Jimmy's market stall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | OK, cut the crap and tell me where my brush heads are |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The rotating ones |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We couldn't find the damn things |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They all said they were completely sold out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those with a plaque score of 20% or less get out, the rest stay behind with me. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could you fail me now? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I gave specific Oral Hygiene orders! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The one thing that the Aryan cherishes is his pearly white teeth! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now my gob feels furry as hell! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll never impress the girls now! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can I attend the rallies now! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When I speak, first ten rows |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | will reel from my rampant halitosis! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You could try mouthwash instead... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Mouthwash?? Have you gone completely mad!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | One that contains Fluoride.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fluoride! Do you take me for a complete imbecile?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | always brush BEFORE mouthwash!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Everyone knows this simple fact! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You must have read the memo I sent round |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The modified Bass technique is the one I certified |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and its better with a small-headed rotating electric toothbrush!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I concentrate on the gingival margins |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I spend at least thirty seconds on each bloody quadrant |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then, and only then do you use mouthwash |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or, you could use interdental brushes as well |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But now it's all for nothing!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can feel my gums receding!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You swines have let me down |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have you all shot for leaving me with a skanky mouth! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The enemies of the Reich will openly mock me in the street |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because my smile doesn't gleam |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I bet they are laughing right at this moment |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "Ha Ha! Adolf's got poor oral hygiene!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry! Just hold your breath when you're near him! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll have to dig out the manual brush for now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hope the bristles are still in decent shape to give a good clean |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Recheck plaque scores tomorrow |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Shoot all over 20% |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then, perhaps everyone will listen to me instead of trivialising this matter |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Brush twice a day, I said, with an electric toothbrush |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now, a manual is all I have left.......... |
