| 00:04 - 00:05 | He lives up north and covers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He seems to think he has a choice of cars |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | - not just a C5 Tourer |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stall him - tell him there's no list |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then send him a link he can't open |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | have fields full of cars |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one wants to buy the damn things |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I don't care - he can wait for another e-Hdi |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | These Impetus people should be |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | catching the fucking bus |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jesus - I thought they were going anyway |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've got an idea - why don't we give them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | those pink Berlingos that the BBC |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | tucked us up with? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But there are only 3 men in the Trade Team |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So give them 2 each - wankers |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But thet still leaves all those DS4 parked behind Slough Aldi |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you think we kept the Commercial Managers for? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Make sure they use the cacky brown ones first |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Jesus do I have to sort everyone's car out? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tell those sods at Pinley they can take turns |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | taking the C6 home |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What are you all waiting for? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next you'll be telling me this CPD catalogue is wrong |
| 02:14 - 02:15 | Where the fuck has Willem gone? |
| 02:15 - 02:21 | Jesus why did I start this anyway? There was no way France was going to leave the fucking part numbers the same |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And if that Scottish twat emails me once more |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | about fucking handbrake cables I'll stick them somewhere |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he won't forget in a hurry |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why can't they just sell the sodding gloves |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many stock packs do I have to make up? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I hear is 'what about the credit notes?' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Credit notes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fuck the credit notes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How do they think we're paying for the Slough leaving do? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you're get a nice leaving you a card |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Before we leave Slough make sure |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you empty the stationary cupboard |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And take the toilet roll |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The stuff at Coventry makes my eyes water |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just hope I have a parking space up there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | near the steps not at the bottom |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | where the plebs |
