| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, all the KvK fridges are ready for you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | POL has silver, CAM has food, SDP has iron |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ROM is also helping with food. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You should be able to get your SH upgraded by next KvK. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we found Dubbs down here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So with my SH35, T11's, and Deathseeker gear |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll show the other kingdoms 136 runs this shit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My King |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | We have new information of an upcoming update |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stronghold 40 and Ice Lord gear is coming |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You know CHN will have it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with a stronghold 31 and below leave the room. G, Dan, IUX stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you know how much money and speedups I used |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To forge Death seeker?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If I would have known new gear was coming |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I would have waited |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I'll be just as useless as a SH 30 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You'll need 500% stats to even have a chance in KvK now. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Deathseeker will be free before you know it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people already have 800% states and DS fragments are free in the spire |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You shut your dirty mouth! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir I only speak the truth |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should have never listened to that Revenge Gamer |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and his annoying voice |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've already talked so much shit in the Kings chat group |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What am I supposed to do now? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're never going to let me live this down |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I'm going to get beat by every kid that stole his dad's credit card |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't be losing to people that just started playing a month ago |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And don't get me started on those guys that are all banners |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and zero research |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | With their SH31's and level 13 universities, embassies, and trading posts. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was supposed to be top dog |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was going to be the biggest of the bigs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now what |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I have to listen to everyone asking why I wasted money on shitty gear |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Oh wow, Death Seeker, cool story bro. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | These kids think all you need is the highest stronghold and troops |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They neglect training lower troops for a better troop formation |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That's bullshit you won't do jack against Golem let alone Zozo |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK we'll push you to SH 22 next CF |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I was going to make a name for myself this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Revenge was going to feature me in one of his Youtube videos |
| 03:25 - 03:30 | Well at least we got rid of VIP and our kingdom can be at peace now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well let's get my SH 40 started |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | People can't call me a bitch if i already started it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll just say I ran out of speedups. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe next year |
