| 00:00 - 00:03 | You've gained great support with the gaming community |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your gaming rep is through the roof |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Your store in Hamilton is doing well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your competition in Glasgow and Lanark tremble at your prowess |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | However, they care about their customers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That doesn't matter, I have a Master Plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everyone will come to me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But, Shazz |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No one... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No one wants to come to Settlers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's because you ban everyone |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is banned from my shop, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DARE THEY!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I AM A BENEVOLENT STORE OWNER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I RUN THE BEST EVENTS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MY CUSTOMER SERVICE IS SECOND TO NONE! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'LL BAN WHOEVER I WANT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT, THEY CAN SUCK IT UP! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SURE I OPERATE LIKE WALT DISNEY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT I WANT ONLY THE STRONGEST |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe you shouldn't ban everyone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was just constructive criticism |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY BUSINESS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GO TO HELL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You, Michael Murray, Ian Neilson, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | that wee clique of pals, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | £10 is a reasonable entry fee! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't have to include food |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You're all just entitled! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That's my money you're telling me to suck up! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I won't suck it up! I'll sell my stock off at cost price! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't want to push my stock. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That's up to my customers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why should I do my job? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All my gaming cred is gone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That fucker Brett has taken all my regionals |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I have left is the local scene, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and the students union hates me too! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They dared ask for student discounts. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I need all the money they have! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, he'll fleece them at FNM. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't even close, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm a sole trader with a ten year lease. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Everyone hates me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's nothing left for me but to fool my customers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The casuals will support me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Those idiots are my only hope. |
