| 00:00 - 00:01 | Graham or Monte |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Round 2 of the VRB is at the Donny May 12 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No paddlers are welcome |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | those from the West are not happy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must look at the ICC Future Tours Program |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Shire Rats have demanded we take a home game to Northies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck Me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is Gus Gould Sponsoring the Event? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im Afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gus Gould has offered his sponsorship to another franchise |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | An Upgrade of Snape Field |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All People that ordered Tall Glasses please fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What a disaster |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I would rather go to Petersham RSL with Otto |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now you say Dean White and Rod Stafford will be absent on May 12? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How the FUCK are we going to not paddle! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Call MAL Murdita ASAP |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He needs to pull his finger out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He need to score more runs despite his presence |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or the Doncaster Girls will turn a blind eye |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir - but Graham and Monte will be there |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK this - i dont give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir they bring lots of energy like Josh Reynolds |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want White and Stafford |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What a shambles |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We haven't had Round 2 and already we look like Parramatta Eels |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And these shit polls I have red them all |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What happens if Gus finds them |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tell Otto is a fucking idiot and stick to rants about rugby league |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Burke backing 20/1 pops in every race - its FUCKED |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Eldridge was refused at Lo Fi - i dont give a fuck |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is Mal Murdita here yet? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Asshole probably sitting on Tinder and Sportsbet rather then running the VRB |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I dont give a shit about Burto, he can turn up if he wants |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Skewies brushed round 1? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He should be throwing balls to The Bull |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Eldridge, he made the worst post in VRB history |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Tell him we cant paddle any more |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Get me a VRB now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry captain we are still alive in the squaddie |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will end peoples circuiting careers |
| 03:17 - 03:26 | Where paddling worse then 5th grade and they only won 1 game |
| 03:26 - 03:29 | ON May 12 we order short glasses |
| 03:29 - 03:31 | or we paddle for several years like Blacktown CC |
| 03:32 - 03:34 | I hate the Shire |
| 03:40 - 03:41 | But we will take one game there in 2018 |
| 03:41 - 03:43 | I actually dont mind Northies |
| 03:43 - 03:49 | Who is most likely to do the Bubbler |
