| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, POA is back onto the Greens |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's been spotted on the first hole... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the second, fourth, fifth,... |
| 00:08 - 01:21 | Tenth, eleventh, twelfth, fourteenth... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Fifteenth, sixteenth, and also the eighteenth Greens. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Please Tell me this a joke |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I had 300 Mexicans cleaning this up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The POA .... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It's completely out of Control |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing we can do to stop it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all the Hampshire members leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I EMPLOYED HALF OF MEXICO ON THIS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERY LAST BLADE WAS CUT OUT ON MY ORDER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is the last straw. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I blame the Golfers for this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They fuck off to place like Arizona .. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND BRING BACK FUCKING POA! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | FUCKING ARIZONA POA! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, there is No POA in Arizona |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO IS TO FUCKING BLAME THEN? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, POA is just native to the local area |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HAVE YOU SEEN THE NOSES ON SOME MEMBERS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PACKED WITH POA NO DOUBT!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've seen the stuff sprinkling out! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I thought maybe coke snorting at the turn. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But clearly I was fucking wrong about that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The problem with this club is all the golfers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If it wasn't for FUCKING GOLFERS, there would be no POA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They should all just go fuck themselves! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd rather play alone or with fucking STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Golfers have no respect |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I invest all this money to make the best Greens in the WORLD! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And no one could give a shit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Clueless FUCKERS! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What am I supposed to tell the FUCKING PRESS Now?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I promised BENT GRASS only greens with NO POA. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No POA my ASS! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The reputation of the best club in the world is at stake. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The golfers here just care about fucking the Lady Pros |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You didn' tell me that you were getting some action. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I may as well turn this club into a Strip Club |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could probably charge more if I did. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Would anyone prefer a strip club? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes, that's what I figured. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You would all rather look at a nice pair of Tits! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just do not understand why I am the only one. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The only one that cares about the POA |
