| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a three mile hike in snow. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The troops will assemble and proceed up this hill. |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The troops will assemble and proceed up this hill. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The vanguard will establish the elevated position. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | The vanguard will establish the forward position. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our flanks will then be fully protected. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Set up a circular defense. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Commence bringing supplies. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | caption text here |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The men... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The men packed grapes. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They could not make the hike. |
| 00:53 - 00:57 | All of you, except Keiter, Yodel and Krebs, |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MOTHER FUCKING GRAPES!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | BACKPACKING WITH FUCKING GRAPES!!!! |
| 01:19 - 01:23 | Do they even know the weight of a single grape?!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Must not. Must not. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If they did |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they would have packed raisins for sure!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What are they thinking trying to carry a load that size? |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | You would need a fucking forklift!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, grapes aren't really all that heavy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Not heavy?!?! You are out of your mind!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they are super small. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Please, you would crumple under a load that size. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE MASSIVE!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I once knew two horses, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | together they couldn't hoof a bushel. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | These fools think they can do it alone!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If you pack that irresponsibly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | how can you fit the fixings for elaborate sandwiches? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's fucking impossible!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You all would probably bring quinoa and salami, |
| 02:20 - 02:21 | even that's better!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is wrong with cheese? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They could have brought three varieties of assorted cheeses. |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | So easy to lift. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't get it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When I go hiking, I pack whiskey and potato chips!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You should have the ability to set up a small farmers market. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There must be room for onions. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the sauces needed to caramelize onions!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even that dip Karen knows that!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, your bitches love you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is now the end. |
| 03:19 - 03:20 | It's fitting, |
| 03:20 - 03:23 | The sole reason of this demise... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | is grapes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Loosen your collars gentlemen. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The worst part, is that I really love the taste of wine |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and this whole thing taints it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Taints it bad. |
