| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are getting complaints from the animal house |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Holopainen has left an army of mice |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 200 in meilahti, 200 in viikki, 100 in ruskeasuo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't know how to proceed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Nobody is continuing her experiments |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worries |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Aleksanteri will handle the situation |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kari... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is in Dubai with his girlfriend.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We cannot reach him by email |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Tapio, VeliMatti and Michael, out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Going for vacation without telling me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no responding to emails? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who does he think he is? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The fucking spoiled brat! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | In the fucking desert with a chick?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Is he going to celebrate christmas as well?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | She will drag him around stokman buying shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kari, that's what people do for chistmas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We are scientists, you fucking idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Everybody works hard, we need some time off |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody is working hard enough |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You have to sleep here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Spend all weekends here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Spend July and Christmas here!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is the way of the scientist |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But you, all of you are a bunch of lazy idiots |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You work like finnish civil workers, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You don't publish enough and you spend tons of money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am sick with you, I should send you to Siberia. like stalin did |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Enough with this.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I cant stand people going for vacation |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have to stop it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Its a disgrace |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I, Kari Alitalo, Academy professor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NAS, member, most cited european scientist |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am left with a circus for a lab, a latin drama queen, a russian shrek |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | some stupid chicks, some drunkards and a chinese allien |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Emi, its just november |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am disapointed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After Tuomas left everything goes to hell |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I cant replace him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And I have made mistakes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | A whole lab for pipsa, she is dumber than a doorknob |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Without me she cant even publish to Mickey Mouse Journals |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | There is no salvation |
