| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, POA has found its way back onto the Greens |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its been spotted on the first hole
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| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the second, fourth, fifth, seventh
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| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tenth, eleventh, twelfth, fourteenth
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| 00:12 - 00:15 | Fifteenth, sixteenth, seventeenth, and also the eighteenth Greens. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Please Tell me this a joke |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I imported 300 Mexicans to clean up the POA |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The POA
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its completely out of Control
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| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is nothing we can do to stop it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all the Hampshire members leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I EMPLOYED HALF OF MEXICO ON THIS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVERY LAST BLADE WAS CUT OUT ON MY ORDER! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is the last straw. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I blame Alan Klein for this
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| 01:31 - 01:34 | He fucks off to Arizona and brings back ... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCKING POA! Onto my Greens! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I FUCKING HATE ARIZONA! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, there is No POA in Arizona |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO IS TO FUCKING BLAME THEN? SCHLEIFER? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I do not see how Dr. Schleifer can be blamed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HAVE YOU SEEN THAT FUCKING SUITCASE OF NOSE HE HAS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | PACKED WITH POA!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ive seen the stuff sprinkling out when he breathes! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I thought he was just snorting his own medicine. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But clearly I was fucking wrong about that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The problem with this club is all the members |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If it wasnt for the FUCKING MEMBERS, there would be no POA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | As far as I am concerned, they all should fuck off to Sleepy Hollow! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Id rather play alone or with fucking STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The members have no respect |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I pile all this money into making the best Greens in the WORLD! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And the members couldnt give a shit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Clueless FUCKERS! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What am I supposed to tell the FUCKING PRESS Now?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I promised BENT GRASS only greens with NO POA. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No POA my ASS! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The reputation of the best club in the world is at stake. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And all Klein cares about is fucking Anna |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Anna watch out. Alan is going to try to fuck you up the ass. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I may as well turn this club into a Strip Club |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could probably charge these cheap fuckers more if I did. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Would anyone prefer a strip club? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yes, thats what I figured. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The members would rather look at Bernie Krooks wifes Tits! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just do not understand why I am the only one. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The only one that cares about the POA |
