| 00:00 - 00:03 | Illinois is supposed to be good this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | BP3 is here with Abrams on the side |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | DJ Richardson has his shot back |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Egwu will be better than Meyers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Groce's fast-paced offense will be tough to defend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | In 2014, Jabari Parker will take them to the Final Four |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They will own college basketball |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jabari |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jabari Parker left Illinois off his consider list last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | John Groce is crying his head off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Northwestern, Missouri, Michigan State and Indiana fans leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is Parker crazy |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Illinois has such rich tradition |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was supposed to turn this program around |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and he still has DePaul on his list |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why because Sonny Parker doesn't like to fly |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Kendrick Nunn and Thomas Hamilton will be out next |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | John Groce should leave the school now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mike Thomas caused these problems |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, now Illinois can now focus on other guys |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who? A bunch of 4 star losers? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Groce had no time to build a relationship |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is an outrage to my life |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If only Bruce Weber was not fired, then Parker would be ours |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bruce was at every one of Jabari's games since 5th grade |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Illinois will not get another recruit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All we needed was Jabari Parker |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jerseys were printing and posters were being designed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is Eric Gordon, John Scheyer and Derrick Rose all over again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jabari Parker has ruined my life, ruined it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He was the savior - a great Mormon kid |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We were going to dominate - Thad Matta and Izzo would become losers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A school who had the fans and players |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why does it have to be this way? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can conquer Europe but Illinois can't conquer Chicago AAU coaches |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Depressing, very very depressing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They should be throwing a temper tantrum at Kams |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we need to now get Jahlil Okafor but he will look at this and also diss Illinois |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Illinois can not recruit Chicago |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This must be fixed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Nunn's father loves Groce |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Chief Illiniwek is rolling over in his grave |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We need a new coach |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | One who can recruit Chicago - like Robert Smith from Simeon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But nothing will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | illinois will become the Northwestern of the Big Ten |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is the way it is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Illinois will never win a game again |
