00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, we have learned of some very distressing news this morning |
00:04 - 00:05 | A stag do from Newry are headed to Oktoberfest in Munich this weekend |
00:05 - 00:07 | They are boarding a flight from Dublin on Friday |
00:08 - 00:12 | Intel suggests that most of them are flying Ryanair |
00:12 - 00:15 | So we expect them to touch down somewhere outside Berlin |
00:17 - 00:21 | Since when did tramps from around Newry come to Oktoberfest? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Some of... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Some of the tramps are from Camlough too... |
00:34 - 00:36 | Turlough McKenna is one of them... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you who have already slept with McKenna leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | My arse still hasnt recovered... |
01:15 - 01:17 | I suppose the rest of the crew is coming... |
01:18 - 01:23 | Ryan Grant coming here with his head of lovely ginger pubic hair |
01:25 - 01:28 | Cailim Boyle... |
01:29 - 01:31 | He cant even pull the handbrake! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Should he not be at home taking bets on a Sunday? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Ciaran Deighan... How the fuck can he drink a stein with that small mouth? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Its like a a fucking cat's arsehole... |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, some of them are hungry cunts so they might not come... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Jonny Kelly and James McCavitt will come - they have already paid the £80 for flights |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, there are others... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I know im coming to Hughes, Pearce and Reynolds now you ignorant bastard... |
01:53 - 01:54 | And theres Meehan and Rooney too... |
01:56 - 01:57 | Hughes will be talking about Liverpool... |
01:57 - 02:00 | He will be here saying that its their year and they will win the Champions League... |
02:00 - 02:03 | They didnt even finish in the top 4 and they are fucking shite!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Pearce will be here strutting his stuff... |
02:08 - 02:13 | I hope to fuck that clip in his lederhosen holds or we will all have to see his hairy arse crack! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And this bastard Reynolds! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Super Reds my arse! They finally in fucking division two were they belong! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And McDonald... Triathlete I hear... |
02:30 - 02:34 | Must be in some shape... Built like a brick shithouse! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Probably can drink fuck all! |
02:41 - 02:42 | and Rooney |
02:43 - 02:47 | Living over in London working as a consultant! More like a cunt - sultant! |
02:48 - 02:53 | And Meehan... Married and all! I wonder the wife let him out!! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Ciaran Malone... Coming all the way from the fucking Amazon! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Useless cunts like him are normally hunted and killed by tribes out there!! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And who the fuck is Cathal McKeown?? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry... I hear all the O'Hagan boys have modelling contracts! |
03:14 - 03:16 | And I hear Jonny O'Hagan is the stag? |
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