| 00:00 - 00:03 | SO THE LAD TRIP TO BERLIN IS UNDERWAY |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | WE WILL VISIT THE BARS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | HERE AND THEN THE MANY CLUBS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | THAT ARE ACROSS THE GERMAN CAPITAL |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AND HOPEFULLY MEET UP WITH LORRAINE HERE JUST OUTSIDE THE HOSTEL |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | THIS TRIP WILL BE GREAT WE WILL BE SLOSHED |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | FOR A WHOLE WEEK |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SID |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ITS BASICALLY JUST YOU |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ITS BASICALLY JUST YOU WHO WANTS TO BE PLASTERED FOR THE WHOLE TRIP |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO SEE THE SIGHTS OF THE CITY |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EVERYONE BUT ED, RYAN AND ANDREW LEAVE THE ROOM |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS NOT FAIR |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FIRSTLY WE DIDN'T GO TO MALIA |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND NOW WE AREN'T GOING OUT CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I JUST KNEW THIS TRIP WOULD BE SHIT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY WOULD NO ONE LISTEN TO ME |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE SHOULD LEAVE THE HOSTEL FIND A BAR AND GET TOTALLY PLASTERED |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BUT NOW WE ARE WONDERING AROUND BERLIN LOOKING FOR A BAR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NO WHERE WILL TAKE THE GROUP OF NINE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SID IT IS A WEEK DAY NONE OF THE BIG BARS ARE OPEN |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY NOT IT ISN'T FAIR |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SID WE COULD ALWAYS SPLIT UP THE GROUP |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU LITERAL MORON WE COULDN'T SPLIT UP THE GROUP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FINDING A SMALLER BAR ISN'T THE POST A LEVEL TRIP SPIRIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WILL JUST BECOME VERY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS HOLIDAY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I WILL BE SO SALTY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY WAY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND IT WILL MAKE THE TRIP |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FOR THE OTHERS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SOMEONE EVEN MENTIONED THEY DON'T DRINK WHY DID THEY EVEN COME ON THIS PISS UP? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | IT WAS PROBABLY JUST TO PISS ME OFF |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HOW DARE THEY TRY AND RUIN MY DRUNKEN HOLIDAY |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE THOUGHT OF ALCOHOL WAS THE ONLY THING GETTING ME THROUGH MY EXAMS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MALIA WOULD HAVE BEEN 100 TIMES BETTER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE A GENUINE LAD |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | BUT NOW EVERYONE WILL THING I'M A LOSER |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T GOT PLASTERED EVERY NIGHT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND WE ARE VISITING MUSEUMS DURING THE DAY |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OKAY I ENJOYED THE SPY MUSEUM TOO |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | THE ONLY THING I CAN HOPE IS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | BARCELONA IS BETTER THAN THIS |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ED AND ANDY WILL WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE THE REST |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | AT THE AIRPORT AND THEY CAN GET ON THEIR FLIGHT |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | TO LAKE "HOMO" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE TO WAIT |
