| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we were planning to release 2 great banners introducing 2 amazing characters, we needed money. Good money... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we didn't know how to get.. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Good money... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then it hit us, we should release Gogeta and Janemba, Super Saiyajin Gotenks and Gohan and Paikuhan.. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then we made the rates 0000000.1 |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Rates |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Rates oh ma gah |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | You know what's funny |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | These retarded Monkeys waste their money on dragon stones just to summon Int SR Vegeta and Kibitkai |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Int Vegeta.. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Didn't the same Vegeta get his ass whooped by android 18 |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And Kibitkai didn't even do anyting in the Buu saga which we never really care about. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | We don't even care about any Kai's fuck them! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | We don't even.. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | These Idiots.. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They really believe we will make a good Cell card so we had an idea, make it into a Rare Cell jr |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | We know what they think. We know |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They really |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They believe on JP it will be much better let's just give them cards to dokkan but they need over 20 medals |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They really think they can use Instant Won mods to complete the events |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Huh |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | So we just do world tournament and hope the good art on the card attracts people to remove it so we can patch it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But that's kinda hard |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So we let them do it |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So we can release something to attract them |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | A card with a rarity of LR |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 777 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | 777 medals |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So we can kiss your ugly ass time bye |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | We know they can't complete that only the people who mod them do. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Huh |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | So we set the team cost to 99 so nobody can use Dokkan Vegito and Broly and Goku and such |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And then when it comes to scammers and losing accounts |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We make it only for global |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Because the Japanese don't ever lose their accounts |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Huh |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Huhuh |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then if they don't know their Usee ID which nobody even cares to look at, they can start over and have a free Piccolo who is worse than April Fools Yamucha |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Bellends |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | People get excited when they see a rainbow and Hercule or 5 pods, but sometimes we throw a little Physical Kururin |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Man |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We don't even care for the fans fuck them |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | We want there money |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So we set deals for 90 stones |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | So they can waste the multi and their money and their moms credit card they stole |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We don't even know how people even think of playing such a shitty game but thanks for the money, ya bastards |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Hail Bandai Fuck all of you! |
