| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see your mic goes here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and here is your webcam |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lets try calling here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This is called Skype |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | it lets you call anyone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How do i start it? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What buttons do i press |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You just press dial |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and wait for someone to answer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | turn your volume up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | shall we try a test call |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you think Skype is shit please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Where is my fucking phone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i just want to make a bloody call |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | who thought of this piece of shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will personally sack them right now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | at what point did you think this was a good idea |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How much money have we just wasted on this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will fuck you all up right now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Have you tried restarting it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why the fuck would i want to restart this shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | because this is replacing your desk phone going forward |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | get this sack of shit off my pc now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | who said you could use this |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | what is wrong with a telephone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if work every fucking time doesn't it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what does this garbage do? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who's in charge of this project |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i want to know who i'm sacking after this |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | my dog produces better shit than this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i fucking hate the lot of you |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What have you done |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I used to enjoy phoning people |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you fucking idiots |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | you should be ashamed of yourselves |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | useless cunts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | do you know what you've done |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you've fucked the company |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok there's always benefits |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | where is Nick Martin |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bring him to me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now!! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The dick is getting fired |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | this is the end |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if you think you are getting another payrise |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life |
