| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just had one of our worst seasons on record. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We again missed the NCAA and the NIT. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not since the Lickliter days has the team been this bad. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Attendance has dropped and not even |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | pizza or bobbleheads can bring people in. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worries. We'll just get rid of McCaffery |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and hire a new coach. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barta has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Barta has extended Fran's contract |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and increased his buyout. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not a donor or season ticket holder, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the f*ck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the f*ck was this not published!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now we are stuck with a talentless, good for nothing |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | mid-major coach |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who can only bring in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | goofball after goofball recruit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nothing but a bunch of unathletic, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | overrated Hok legacy players |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we're getting Weiskamp next year... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Weiskamp can't play point guard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we have Bohannon again next year... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jordan is a short player who can't play the point |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He can only shoot. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He does not play any defense |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | can't even make a f*cking layup |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why do we roll out such garbage? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And why do we continue to use Moss? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is a terrible guard in a team full of forwards |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And none of those are any good |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why does Garza look like he can't even run down the court? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I lived through the Lickliter days |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and had to endure that pain. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Hoping McCaffery would save us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But instead |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | he makes a fool of himself on TV every f*cking game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can't control his emotions, coach a decent game, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or at the very least play less than 12 players. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now he's bringing in his entitled kids |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to eat up lots of playing time. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Go Hoks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This hire has been a total disaster |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least Cook will be back next year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For sure. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even if he doesn't play defense. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If he didn't come back, we would be in deep sh*t |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | having to rely on Garza. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass me some of that free pizza. |
