| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have downloaded Paragon's .28 patch |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has been installed on your computer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we've read the blog |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The patch adds a new automatic sprint system |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And nerfed caster AA damage |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | That's no problem, Gideon's ult will still destroy whole teams |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gideon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gideon's ult was nerfed as well |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Epic removed the shield and cc immunity |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who mains Twinblast, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO NOW?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE WAS PERFECTLY BALANCED!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The casters were ready for the open beta |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They needed only to nerf Dekker's ult a little |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just make it a little shorter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And buff Muriel, who has become worthless |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | But no, they have to go and nerf the AA damage to 0.4 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mein führer, to 0.4 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, with 0.4 you can still defend properly against... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Against no one! You can't even last hit a damn minion now! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, casters have better ability scaling |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah, and their cooldown times are worse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They nerfed Howitzer's ult time |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | He can only do damage once every 2 minutes now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Meanwhile, Twinblast's ult can crit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They thought it was a good idea to take the most overpowered hero |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And make his ult freaking godlike |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why does Epic love rangers so much? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They never play as Kallari or even Gadget |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want to do AOE damage in teamfights |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've won so many with well-timed ults |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead of mindlessly running and gunning |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its not Unreal Tournament |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Yet they keep changing Paragon into a shooter |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Agora top 100 has 90 ranger mains |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But instead of addressing that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They make a new menu interface |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And bribe us with free card packs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you really did deserve them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll have to main a ranger now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No one plays Grim.exe yet |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | He might be a good choice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe they'll revert the changes next week |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Epic Games has been my favourite developer for so long |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They won't disappoint me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see the return of casters |
