Sausages
180 views • 7/1/2016
SSausages
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The sausage convoy will begin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Underground tunnels will keep supply constant |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There will be sausages for everyone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even pork ones hidden in tins of spaggetti |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | & massive fat ones |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like the cumberland ones, there ace |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will there be any Seasoned vegetarian sausages made with rehydrated textured soya protein, red onion and rosemary |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | i carn't hold it in |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ive just farted |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ive just let one go as well, im so sorry |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Can you smell it... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok, everyone who diddnt fart leave the room, or fart please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY CARNT i FART |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need more fucking sausages you fucking nobs |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Long ones, especially... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even pink ones in tins of brine, Christ there lovely.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fuck the spaghetti ones, your all insane... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just get me a sasague right fucking now, and ill slap you all with it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And whats happened to the Linda McCartney ones, Jeses I loved those |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Tell me now, all of you where is the nearest Asda, or ill get so mad |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Aldi got 2 packs of Beef seasoned with Rosemary - there in sixes.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Aldi, you Twat, there undercutting Tesco's are you insane... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The customer service there is great and they sell plants, |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes but they fucking dont water them, and shit they always run out of nibbles, yes the milk is 1p cheaper, but that's a lost leader. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I ve just broke another fucking pencil, its your fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do they sell Goats cheese |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Lamps Cheese, Tibet lama cheese, FETA |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No they dont, so dont give me any shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Boil them all add a pince of salt and bingo its not rocket science |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Add some pepper, even a clove of Garlic, you idiots |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just get me those sausages, to me, im so constipated.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | what time is Aldi open till |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its not 24 hour like Asda, so do give me that shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and the car park is crap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like big parking bays... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ok, can we order on-line - anyone signed up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No, thats becacause they dont even do home delivery's, you twats.. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And were gonna need a barbecue, where they fuck are we gonna get one of those at this time of night |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Baps, marg, plastic forks, christ, it never ends |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SAUCE, NOW IM GETTING DEPRESSED. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I miss Quicksave, yes it was shit, but they never ran out of sausages |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ive got a Tesco's club card, dont worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just want a sasuage, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | did you know Kaminwurz is air-dried and cold-smoked sausage |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cotechino |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Genoa salami |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But its Thinly sliced pepperoni and a popular pizza topping in American-style pizzerias. It is a variety of salami, usually made from cured pork and beef. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think they might be on offer at 99p for 10 at Iceland |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Biroldo |
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