| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Joakim |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's about your upcoming trip |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The one to Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | British Airways called this morning |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | your flight is oversold and you are being upgraded |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I am a GOLD member, it was expected |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Joakim... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Richmond Primary School will also be in Business Class |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are flying to Berlin for a school trip |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Francis, Michaela, Janet stay. The rest of you... leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they playing at? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Don't they know who I am? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They should be banned from Business Class! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And kicked in the head to the back of the plane |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know what I think? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They're practically midgets who don't know anything! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You know I hate children! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will throw them out the bloody door. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, sir. You are being upgraded. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | On a BA European flight, it's the fucking same! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You will get better service... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you fucking moron! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's the same fucking seat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think a blocked middle seat appeals to me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will be surrounded by those little shits |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I won't even be able to get fucked up |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'd prefer to fucking drive to Berlin! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I'm on that plane I will kick them in the heads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and I'll take pleasure in it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If that's the way they treat GOLD then fuck BA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That airline can fuck themselves |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm Sabre's rockstar, ME!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And that's how I get treated! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Forget it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Forget it, I'm not going to this god forsaken event! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Dance monkey boy, dance. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll fly with fucking Ryanair |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we'll all fly with fucking Ryanair |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I'll pay for my god damn drinks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we won't ever need to fly with Ryanair |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps I can take Eurostar?! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Janet will surely approve Eurostar |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | this is the way |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Eurostar doesn't go to Berlin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me the reservation manager at Ryanair |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And tell them to screw their speedy boarding upsell |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and their checked bags |
