| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Rimini will cover the staff |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to work here and here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | providing you have the staff |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Do you have enough staff simon? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The night turncan do the work here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can deploy contractors to assist with the work |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They come from a different budget |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Simon |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Budget? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Budget, what budget are you talking about? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You don't use all your budget. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't like the way I mange, leave now for signal works! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I made these people they wouldn't have the |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | modifications on their cars if it wasn't for me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All the overtime I gave them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Signal works!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Contractors! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can work for Mike Smith and see how they like it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I gave them plastic chairs to sit on |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I gave them all one orange fleece to wear |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they wouldn't stay clean all week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But they cost £25 each!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Simon, but that is not expensive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | PPE I gave them onesies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I gave them blue hatters ungrateful bastards |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What more do they want from me?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All because I docked hours from their time sheets |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone knows that no course finishes at 4pm |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I got rid of Dot Cotton because he didn't share my vision. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They were lucky I didn't send Brenton to work permanently at the panel |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even that Kanagroo guy is useless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even Andy Fuller is higher in grade than me now, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What did I do so wrong? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even my Boy Scouts don't like me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Little bastards |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am the master |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am always right just because I'm short I am still the greatest |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You all think because you are taller than me I can't hear you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I can, every word |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even the office staff are no help to me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Marilyn is absolutely useless |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you're not completely useless |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need a new army |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to go to HMS Sultan |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | New staff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink just the one. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Please John just come for one drink with me, after work |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need you |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mike Smith said he was busy |
