| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we conducted German class |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First we had Keine Panic |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then a dictation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For the next hour we took notes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we were lost here, here, and everywhere |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything's fine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we just have to study for Wortschatz |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lindenfelser |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lindenfelser announced we'll have a grammar test tomorrow too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ours grades depend on it and we aren't ready |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that has a grade above a C leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm done with this shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck is the test even on! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yesterday we took notes and no one knew what he was talking about either! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is just what I needed... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He acts like we only have one class! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we all know what that one class is! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We have wortschatz, a project, and now this? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How are we suppose to memorize all this material on such short notice? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he is trying to prepare us for college! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That won't matter, if he prevents us from getting into college by ruining our grades! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, a responsible student should be able to handle the workload! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Responsible? Don't act like you don't cheat on the readings like the rest of us. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's over! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You know, I've been tolerating the bullshit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | till now, believing it had a purpose |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I realize he's just crazy! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It doesn't help that our books were published back during the cold war |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and the vocab is about tape recorders, TV antennas, and 80's fashion |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That stuff hasn't been seen in years! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We should have all just taken Spanish like everyone else with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I tried hard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to get my grade up and I did it! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now it's just going to come crashing down! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A waste, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a lifetime spent spreading German culture around Europe! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I hate my own language more than my worst enemies |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Meanwhile those Frenchies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Sit on beanbags in that hippie Kutchmores room |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Doing nothing all year! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll be getting chromebooks too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He tells us the grammer rules |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but it doesn't help when there are two million exceptions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are doomed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our grades are finished |
