| 00:01 - 00:07 | The dear leader today announced a new era of trade and co-operation |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | between the peoples of Democratic Republic of Korea |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | and the freedom loving peoples of the United Kingdom |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | In return for highest quality |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | nuclear reactor |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | United Kingdom will export prized treasures |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | free from yoke of |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Franco-German imperialism |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | for the betterment of Korean workers |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | weep decadent dogs of the European Union |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Branston pickle |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | and Bovril |
