| 00:00 - 00:05 | i was in a meeting with david cameron |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he wants special treatment lol |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | i said sure of course |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | give back gibralter and we will give you back all the english crooks in spain |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | is it true about you and the pig |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | ill never eat bacon again in my life |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | i said just how ugly is the wife |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | are you and the porker in a relationship |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | ok lets get back to negotiations so what do u want |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | sorry we are not giving you anymore pigs |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | we know what you do to them |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | i hope you used protection |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | we dont want any piglets |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | can you imagine the babies how ugly |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | what could you feed them on |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | not bacon and eggs i hope |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | i heard of swine flu but this is ridiculous |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | oink oink oink |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | i need to be serious now |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | i just spoke to jeremy corbyn |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | he said he is not going as leader |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | he said he has the full support of his friends |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | i said they all hate you |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and want to give you the sack |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | maybe put kezia dugdgale in charge |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | she would make a lovely leader |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | she is very intelligent |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | she could be your deputy |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | she would make a good prime minister |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | send her ona fact finding tour of north korea |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | she would get on well with kim jong un |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | can you imagine the dinner conversation |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | kezia says i want to be first minister |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | kim says even i am not that ambitious |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | there is more chance of being queen of england |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | kezia says she want to be taken seriously |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | i said come on are you kidding me |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | who will be your running mate jackie baillie |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | is that the jabba the hut stand in |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | lets get on to more serious matters |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | i cant stop laughing at her |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | shet thinks she can be first minister |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | maybe i am being to unkind |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | your thinking of her as fm are'nt you |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | the very idea is so crazy |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | ill ask kim jong un if he will keep her there |
