| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can clearly see here, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From around Berlin, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are managing to get ourselves Magic Mushrooms. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And, as you are trying to stop us, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We won't give you any. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want you all to stop doing Magic Shrooms, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because they are not good at all for you. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner says that there are Unicorns everywhere, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and that you should take some shrooms to see them too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of those that enjoy taking Hallucinogens, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Steiner is a Poof! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you have any idea how much they cost?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Anywhere up to 30! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We're running low on funds as it is, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And you dopers are wasting it on SHROOMS!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just stop the shrooms! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hallucinogens alter your perception of reality, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and can put you at risk of killing yourself! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But My Führer, they make everything alright! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't need everything to be alright! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But everyone loves Unicorns! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm going to throw my Pencil of Doom at your Shrooms! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE NOT GOOD FOR YOU!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hallucinogens can lead to mental illnesses, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Like Anxiety and Depression! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I don't need anymore of you depressed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And, also, the fact that |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You aren't giving the FÜHRER any, means that |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You shouldn't be allowed any! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I can't have any, neither can you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hallucinogens are bad, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Magic Mushrooms are worse! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They make you want more, and you lose money. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn you all. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The next time I see a single Shroom, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll have all your Reichmarks from you! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No more Angry Paper for you fools! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more Acid either! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And your damned Unicorns can burn! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have some microdots in the Honda. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Every day I see more and more |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | people being high and doped, all because |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The selling of drugs is worldwide! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want all drugs that aren't mine burnt, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because they will kill you all! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don't like you people. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No more Magic Mushrooms. |
