| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I told my wife:"Forget about sex for a while, I am going to watch England - Iceland!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A match Englang will win, no doubt!!! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | So I settled down, kicked my wife to to kitchen to get me a cold beer... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | .. and started to watch the match.. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | ...guess what ....ENGLAND LOST!!!!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | against Iceland!!!!! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | wankers!!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 2-1!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Iceland only has 13 footbalplayers!!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 13!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | England scored within 5 minutes so I was ready for a 10-0 defeat |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | But a guy named gustarofloftonson scored within a minute for Iceland |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | So I thought: little mistake, but a few minute after Iceland scored a second time! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Before the match they did not even know what offside was!! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | they had to ask the referee before! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Have you seen Hodgson's face?? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | looked like he smelled Löw's fingers just before |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | what an idiot! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | He did not have a clue what to do! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Shall I put an extra player in? Where is Beckham? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Iceland, the land with more vulcanos then footballplayers.. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And still Hodgdon was thinking: we will win this game! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Have you seen Iceland playing? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | They did not even know they had to play a 2nd half |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So the ref actually had to get 5 players out of the shower |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | one of them even played the 2nd half without shoes |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | but you never noticed the difference! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | poor Hodgson! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Waiting until the 90th minute to put on an extra attacker! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | So the referee looked at his watch |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Game over England! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 2-1 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 2-1 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Rooney even cancelled his holidays to play the final! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Same for Hart, should have been the first time without his parents |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | now they can go to Iceland to watch the matches over there! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and.. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ... maybe learn from it! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | what a loosers!!! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | My wife did not understand why I was laughing so loud.. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I feel so sorry for those guys ... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you explain it to her? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, but she understands as much about football as the players from Iceland |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That is not much I would say |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Really not much |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | lost 2-1 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | So this is what Brexit means! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | they do not want to be part of Europe at all! |
