| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next week we are all going on holiday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and its great that we will be able to enjoy Euro 2016 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The best sports bars for the live games are here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Personally I think this ones the best |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As we can move here afterwards, you know that great lap dancing joint |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent, that would be best |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll be able to watch my beloved England destroy France |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | England.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | England lost to Iceland, they are out of the competition |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hart missed a pea roller, and Harry Kane was on free kicks again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't support England, leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is that Owl faced cunt doing, letting Kane take free kicks? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He proved against Russia, he couldnt hit the g spot on a 12 pound pussy |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and that fucker Hart... whats he doing in Net? Surely there are other options, he let in that pea roller against Wales! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet that idiot Walker lost his man again, didn't he? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Where was Vardy? Did he play a striker on the wing again? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Roy is a half wit, and Joe Hart is a cunt |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tell me, tell me now, why was Butland not playing? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I swear this is the most ridiculous decision in Sports History |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer.. Butland was injured |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Injured my fat arse, and why the fuck was Kane on free kicks? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer.... Roy thought it was the best decision |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How can a six foot plus centre forward on free kicks be the best decision? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It doesnt make sense |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What on earth is wrong with Roy? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Does he not realise there are only 350000 icelanders |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I swear that guy will be the death of me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Where the fuck was Vardy in all this... How come he didnt make the difference? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We are supposed to be world class athletes, playing for the best league in the world |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I swear I hate Joe Hart |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Him and Rooney should just retire right now, there is no further need for our fans to suffer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Please just go |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Look at me, I can't cope with them anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pick my nan in net instead... pick anyone |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No matter |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What annoys me is that the fans will believe again in the world cup |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but it won't make a difference, not until things change |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will run for England Manager |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and I guarantee you now, Hart and Rooney are gone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that pair of useless idiots have let me down for the last time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, I'm sure Hart will be good next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why oh why does this keep happening? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to bring Lampard and Gerrard back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Things will be different |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I can get them playing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe next time... we can win the world cup or at least win a knock out game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I cant deal with England anymore |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to support the welsh |
