| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are currently staging a coup in The USA |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its going quiet well |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | facism has 70% support in the USA |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should be able to send voluenteers when the civil war stars |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a friendly fascist America will rise from the ashes before the war stars |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | very Good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we should be able to invade the Netherlands ASAP |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Netherlands..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Netherlands were just guaranteed by the UK |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Russians joined the allies; which will drag them into the war if we declare |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whom ever gave me the idea to invade Poland and raise world tension, stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fucking hell! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This guarantee mechanic in this game is so annoying! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | even the russians joined the allies! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And their still communist! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How in the hell did they Dismantle their faction! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This game is utter bullshit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I cant make a move without being shit on! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we should of boosted the USSR Fascist |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck! You should have told me that idea sooner! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer i did, but you ignored me! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe i was a little busy killing Poland! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You Fuck head! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wait wasn't it you, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | whom suggested i invade Poland in 1937?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | well before I had a proper army! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | instead it took us a whole year to beat them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | whilst japan went ape shit and raised Word Tension! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now china is beating them! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and the Italians are no better, losing to Ethiopia! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hate Multiplayer... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | war starts when you get in game! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and its full of laggers and noobs! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm done! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm done with this laggy ass fucked up game! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I wish i could finish one online game! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but they all end! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because too many people leave, then we rehost! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and no one wants to join mid game! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, hes just raging |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm seriously done... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | all i wanted was a decent game... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | one game... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | just one game... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | time to reinstall EU4, at least there's decent servers in that game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | where everyone won't instantly go to war |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Blue blob time |
