| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lord AK, Tons of Hulks and Busses are moving across Canada... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | also moving across Georgia.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Louisiana, New York, Colorado, and all other states |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some even report them as far as Europe and Australia. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our spies located in these districts have reported them to be dosed at 4mg. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It must be my bars. No one else can supply such amounts of high quality bars |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Since I got DrXanax arrested last fall. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Liege.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | DrXanax... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | DrXanax was been released from jail shortly after his arrest. He has rebuilt his operation. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We forgot to tell you because we were all barred the fuck out during all these months. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone still ordering from DrXanax please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you even understand the amount of ressources I devoted to this operation? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | all these anonymous calls to the RCMP, DEA, FBI and other 3 letter agencies. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I spent so much time on the phone my girlfriend thought I was phone-sexing with prostitutes. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have got the god damn guy killed! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But this is Canada. I know, I know..... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You are all fucking useless bartards and traitors. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My liege, you only have loyal soldiers here. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My "soldiers" are fucking bartards. You are a bartard! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I only take 7 of your bars a day, and I have a lot of tolerance. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | my bars are fucking 4mg! Holy fuck! SHUP UP! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'M FUCKING DONE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | God damn it! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I spent months cooking the perfect victory and now I have to deal with these guys again? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I even posted "I WIN" In thebarbarians subbreddit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I learn that he is back pressing more pills? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He is trying to take control of the game again! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This game is mine! I am the KING! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Turns out im just another steward. Like XB! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | granted he had bars matching my own. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but im the only one with a onion website! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only I have GGs and G3722s! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is frustating. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I tried to hard to hold a monopoly over this game |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even sabotaged Barbarossa's plug succesfully! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had Bobafet taken out, TWICE! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I destroyed them all! ALL! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I MADE THESE BASTARDS BITE THE DUST! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just relax... I have an AK bar in my pocket for you if you need it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | None of it matters anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | By the way, Shreb, you fucking suck. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I know you have XB bars in your pocket. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Kreb, lower our prices. do it immediately. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will win this battle the legit way. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | After all, I am the KING. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will not be defeated. |
