00:00 - 00:03 | So, on this part of the Russian River it appears |
00:04 - 00:05 | there are Dams that limit boating too far. |
00:05 - 00:07 | if they went West, toward Jenner........ |
00:08 - 00:12 | which, Jason said they did..... |
00:12 - 00:15 | they could not have gone more than 500 yards up river. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care! Tell them to put away the Kayaks |
00:19 - 00:21 | and come up for Dinner. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Dave, buddy.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They.... Uhh.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They're not actually back yet. |
00:34 - 00:36 | and they left their cell phones here. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anna, Meg.. Take the girls outside to play. The kids too |
01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | JESUS GOD DAMN CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THOSE BOY SCOUTS WENT ON A PUSSY HUNTING EXPEDITION, AGAIN! |
01:25 - 01:28 | AND LEFT THEIR KIDS WITH ME TO TAKE CARE OF!?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | THOSE KIDS CANNOT BE WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS |
01:31 - 01:34 | FOR THIS AMOUNT OF TIME. ITS NOT HEALTHY! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I WROTE A PAPER ON THIS EXACT TOPIC IN COLLEGE! |
01:37 - 01:40 | THEY KNOW THIS!! SONS OF BITCHES!!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We could just start a movie for them..... |
01:42 - 01:46 | ID RATHER.. SHIT MYSELF THAN BE ZACH AND BRIANS BABYSITTER! |
01:46 - 01:48 | DUDE! THE KIDS PRETTY MUCH WATCH THEMSELVES. ITS FINE- |
01:48 - 01:52 | THERE ALWAYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME, JASON. |
01:53 - 01:54 | .....AND JAMES!!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | HE RIDES IN HERE FROM FRESNO THINKING |
01:57 - 02:00 | HE CAN JUST TAKE THEM AWAY |
02:00 - 02:03 | TO GET RUB AND TUGS, CHASE PUSSY & DO MAN THINGS |
02:04 - 02:08 | I CAN DO MAN THINGS TOO CANT I?!? |
02:08 - 02:13 | BUT I HAVE TO STAY BECAUSE ANNA IS HERE AND WE BOUGHT THIS PLACE TO ENJOY. NOT TURN INTO A BROTHEL. |
02:14 - 02:16 | YES!! I SAID "WE" BOUGHT THIS PLACE! |
02:17 - 02:21 | IF I HAVE TO HEAR THEM SAY ONE MORE TIME THAT I DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE! |
02:27 - 02:29 | NO, I DIDNT PAY WITH MONEY |
02:30 - 02:34 | BUT WITH MY LIFE!!! WEEK AFTER WEEK I WAS STUCK UP HERE |
02:34 - 02:36 | SUPERVISING THE HELP! |
02:41 - 02:42 | and this..... |
02:43 - 02:47 | THIS IS HOW I AM REPAID! BLATANT ABANDONMENT! |
02:48 - 02:53 | THOSE COCK SUCKERS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING EACH OTHER PREGNANT... |
02:54 - 02:56 | THAN GETTING ACTUAL WARM PUSSY! |
02:56 - 02:59 | BUT LET THEM TRY!!! IF OUR FREINDSHIP MEANS FUCK'OL TO THEM.. |
03:00 - 03:02 | THEY BE BACK BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS AND MERCY! |
03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK... THEY WILL BE FINE...AND PROBABLY SUCCESSFUL. |
03:14 - 03:16 | In truth, I'm not even that mad. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Its the kids that I'm worried and care for. |
03:25 - 03:26 | and Zach........ |
03:31 - 03:33 | He is an addict.....to Pussy |
03:40 - 03:46 | I mean, I wake up in pools of my own vomit most mornings BUT.... |
03:46 - 03:49 | I would never neglect Hazel or Gabby for the Liquor! |
03:53 - 03:56 | Get me my vape pen and a beer. |