| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir you are down 2 to 5 turrets |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your Krul was killed in a 1v3 gank |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and your Lance was killed shortly afterwards trying to secure jungle farm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The enemy team will most likely try to take the gold mine |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and your minion mine afterwards |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll just farm near my turrets |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and when my teammates respawn we can retaliate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | your Krul has no defense- |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and only one Tornado Trigger |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and your Lance just bought a Metal Jacket |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are in a guild or team, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU SERIOUS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IVE ALREADY AFKED TWO MATCHES FULL OF IDIOTS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ONE MORE AND IM BANNED FOR 30 MINUTES |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I AM A POA SILVER |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SO WHY AM I PLAYING WITH TIER 1 PLAYERS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHEN WILL THESE SCRUBS UNDERSTAND |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A "SUPPORT" SHOULD "SUPPORT" THE TEAM |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND THAT KRUL IS BUILT LIKE A TANK |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it's the matchmaker that's matching you up with these idio- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN WHY DOESNT SEMC FIX THE MATCHMAKER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir I'm sure they're trying their best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS IS EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A COMPETENT PLAYER SHOULDNT BE MATCHED |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WITH IDIOTS THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | YOU COULD GO ON VAINGLORYFIRE OR WATCH A STREAM TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHY DONT THESE IDIOTS GO BACK TO CASUAL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND THIS NEW PING TIMER SUCKS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE OLD ONE WAS BETTER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HOW CAN I EXPRESS MY HATRED FOR THEM WHEN I HAVE TO WAIT 25 SECONDS TO PING AGAIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I love the game |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but not the idiots that play it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll never get to Vainglorious |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Never |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will never soloq again until the day I reach Vainglorious Gold |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll probably lose 5 letters from that game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and my teammates will never be put down |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Thumbs down and stars don't do anything |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I'll probably queue into them next game |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You can duo queue with me later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The sad thing is... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They probably think I'm the toxic one |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and thumbed me down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want to form a guild |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and fill it with competent players |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but I don't want to spend 8000 glory |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why soloq... |
