| 00:00 - 00:03 | There's a lovely boutique hotel here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and a petting zoo here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | see, boat rides here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we've even found a shop that sells |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the clotted cream Ice cream you like |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm going abroad for my holidays this year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Skegness maybe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that's difficult |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The UK, they voted to leave the EU. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Brexit they're calling it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone that voted for this... Brexit..leave, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want to paddle in the muddy sea! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | buy saucy postcards! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | those sticks of rock in the shape of mens genitals! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Penny pushers, slot machines |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | those cuddly toy grappling machines |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | the grip is never strong enough |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but one day I would have won a minion. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | they're fucking irritating, but I love despicable me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they have a spin off movie... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | it's shit!! It doesnt even have Steve Carell! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the Boutique hotel.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want to stay in a Premier Inn |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | with Lenny Henry! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want to walk along the promenade, eating chips |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | fighting off seagulls. they have sharp little beaks but soft feathers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they act like they want to be your friend |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but are only interested in stealing your chips! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They even steal fish from the seals at the seal sanctuary |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but I can never stay angry at them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | their feathers are so soft and their eyes so trusting. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Brexit, what does that even mean. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it sounds like a breakfast cereal, an Aldi one. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fetch me a bowl of Brexit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was going to visit London |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | See the Queen's house and wave at the guards |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | eat jellied eels and tripe at Piccadily circus |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but no not now, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Brexit has ruined that dream! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where am I supposed to holiday now? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, there's always Benidorm |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've already changed my Euros to pounds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least I can get that back. The pound... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's strong at the moment. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I may even get a little more back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do Berlin have those grappling machines? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a minion to cuddle would really cheer me up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or a seagull. |
