| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are still trying to work out what Roy did? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | How Iceland beat England with such ease? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It seems he started with Kane & Sterling again |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with Rooney in midfield |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we are afraid to tell you who was in goal |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just tell me If it was that Muppet Hart again? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer, It was......... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | i'm afraid....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It was Joe Hart between the sticks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Harry Kane took the set pieces |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, everybody out who is still supporting the Welsh |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | JOE HART IN THE BLOODY GOAL?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND HARRY KANE TAKING SET PIECES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW MANY TIMES DOES HODGSON NEED TO BE TOLD? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Hart has hands like Spongebob Squarepants |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He couldn't catch a cold |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Floppy wrists and slow to dive |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All he is worried about is his glossy head of hair |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and making sure he has no dandruff |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it is a wonderful advert |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND I SUPPOSE KANE IS NEXT FOR THE GROOMING PRODUCTS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Harry Kane has the chin for many excellent products |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | but he can't deliver a dead ball for toffee |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE SHOULD BE IN THE BOX |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 6ft 4inches tall |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he crosses to Danny Rose & the other short arses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | instead of getting his nut on the ball |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | not only that but Rooney in midfield |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | trotting around slower than Peppa Pig |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Danny Drinkwater sits on a beach while these donkeys fail miserably |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Should have given Ranieri the job before the tournament |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he's a mad Itailian with a big pair of balls |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It would have been passionate..... fun |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but no... Roy Hodgson had the job |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the most boring Manager on this planet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | safety first and James Milner in the squad |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | beaten by a team of part timers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with a dentist for a boss |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can do root canal work between games |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I've heard Roy has resigned |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Every two years fans dare to dream |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | World Cup or the Euros |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but these Prima Donnas |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | let us down every single time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe it's time to be like Scotland |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and simply not qualify in the first place |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | give Strachan a quick ring |
