00:00 - 00:05 | So, Stuart Synder tells me we need to change Cartoon Network |
00:07 - 00:10 | Change the logo to say CN |
00:17 - 00:21 | And then cancel the Cartoon Cartoons |
00:26 - 00:28 | Cancel them! |
00:31 - 00:34 | And will start airing shows like Chowder! |
00:41 - 00:47 | And then to further upset the fans will also air the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack! |
00:50 - 00:56 | We'll change the bumpers to some kind of toy line thing |
00:59 - 01:01 | And then will start clogging up the schedule with Johnny Test or something like that! |
01:06 - 01:08 | And then in 2010, we'll change the logo again! |
01:14 - 01:16 | And then cancel Chowder and Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack because we never cared about those shows anyway! |
01:21 - 01:27 | Then will start airing Adventure Time and Regular Show! |
01:36 - 01:39 | And then will put live-action shows on Cartoon Network! |
01:44 - 01:47 | But, seriously this is a great idea! |
01:50 - 01:53 | Then will air the Amazing World of Gumball |
01:56 - 01:58 | We'll start insulting the fans of the old shows by airing reboots! |
02:05 - 02:07 | Like Teen Titans GO! Where we make it the polar opposite of the originial Teen Titans! |
02:11 - 02:13 | And then will insult Powerpuff Girls fans by making a modern reboot |
02:17 - 02:20 | To top it off will make a spinoff show based one of the worst Sonic games ever! Sonic Boom! |
02:29 - 02:30 | And then will making shows that make no sense like Uncle Grandpa |
02:36 - 02:39 | And will even make a show that promotes the homosexual agenda! Steven Universe! |
02:50 - 02:55 | We'll have shows about 3 bears! |
02:58 - 03:04 | And then our Twitter account will insult fans of the old CN! |
03:09 - 03:11 | I think we have officially angered and insulted every fan of the old Cartoon Network! |
03:23 - 03:26 | Today was a great day for us! |