| 00:00 - 00:03 | It would appear that "Leave" have won |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The "In" vote was nowhere near as strong as expected |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Except here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of the Jocks wanted "In" and so did the northern paddys |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If it wasn't for London it would have been a landslide |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Welsh? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely they voted in? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dave, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They voted out in line with the final outcome |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Welsh wanted out by about 4 points |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those that think Boris is smarter than me leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How has this happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't believe that fat blonde twat has out smarted me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Swinging around on a zip wire like some patriotic monkey |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Waving bloody Union Jacks while getting a wedgie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sitting with that bloody Gisela Stewart |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and don't mention that bloody traitor Michael Gove |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I gave that bastard a job |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | At least I expected Ian Duncan bloody Smith to back stab me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Dave we're supposed to be a democratic country |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Democracy? I bloody well tell my cabinet what to think in this democracy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Dave, that's not democracy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stuff democracy, I'm the one that has to go and explain how I've fucked up to Anglea |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She scares me shitless. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That bloody Farage |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He started all this shit off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Prattling on about immigration numbers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Slagging all my mates in the banks off |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Firing up all those in the party that are Euro sceptic |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even bloody Boris was In until bloody Farage started |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The little shit even persuaded Carswell to join him and then win Clacton |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I tried to appease them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I went and told Angela and Francois what I wanted |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They just told me to fuck off |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I told them we need border control |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They just said we'll let you have a little leeway |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | SIx months with no job and I can send 'em back |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Farage was never going to be happy with that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So all I have left to fight with is a World War 3 prediction |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What sort of fucking idiot was going to believe that |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright Amber, I was fooled too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I told George the emergency budget was a bad idea |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Boris and Michael were always going to refute that |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They didn't believe the experts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | never mind that clueless cock |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On the upside, that moron Jeremy Corbon came out looking even worse than me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Seven and a half "In" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a cock.... |
