| 00:00 - 00:03 | It happened this morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There was a National Video Conference |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With all the main offices |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The shareholders were on site in Sydney |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the CEO was dialing in from the US |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So why did we have to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | revert to a teleconference and kill the presentation? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | The Update Assistant |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The CEO's Laptop |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't know where its coming from |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sales have also reported the issue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok everybody out except for the Windows team |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Didn't we fix this already |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This Dual Scan madness |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | After we got fucked back in December |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | When it killed our WAN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Is WSUS even working? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Funny how its right after update Tuesday |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What is this Fucking update assistant anyway? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why did it fuck the CEO's machine? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have never seen this update assistant before |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have never seen it before? Thats so typical of you Windows guys |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It could be because the CEO is away in the US |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why would that have anything to do with it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Group Policy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Plus you said its been reported |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | By the Sales Team |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Its our fucking busy period for fucks sake |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What if this update assistant hits our external tablet fleet? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the upgrade fails and loops the machine like the CEO? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Or takes 4 to 8 hours like last time this happened |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Its going to cause a fucking Resume Generating Event (RGE) |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am fucking done with Windows 10 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its fucking worse than Windows 8.1 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To be honest we would be better off on Vista |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck Microsoft |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck Windows as a Service (WaaS) It's an abomination |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Forcing these upgrades onto our users |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Interrupting people all the time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | While they are trying to work |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | With that fucking blue overlay notification bullshit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok jane we can fix this with a shitty workaround |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Those marketing people downstairs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They have never had these kinds of issues on OSX |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All our apps can run on it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Office runs on it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Order the CEO a Macbook Pro like he originally wanted |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We talked him out of it and now look at us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a fucking day |
