| 00:00 - 00:02 | That's all Owen had to do |
| 00:02 - 00:03 | it really was that simple! |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Take the hit for £7m, keep the club, no more Valeri, job done! |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | But no! |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | Arse for brains decides not to listen! |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | He ignores all common sense and makes a tosser of himself in court. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Judge Marcus Smith awards Valeri £31.27 million! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | £31.27 million! No shit! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I pissed myself laughing! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Seriously, he's more fucked than Katie Price has ever been! |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | What was he thinking? Against Clifford Chance! |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | Which bunch of muppets were leading his legal team? |
| 00:50 - 00:53 | Even Helen Keller could see it was inevitable! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | For once Sam's pants are brown for a different reason! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They'll have to sell off everything they have! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Karl's going to have to go on the game! |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | Well, he does have a reputation for stripping and he has sagging tits |
| 01:16 - 01:19 | He once said 'judge me at the end of the season!' |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | The judgement is in Karl, you're a broke-arse cockwomble |
| 01:25 - 01:36 | Your wife will soon be dropping you like the foul bespectacled turd that you are! |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | She's not going to want to bang somebody who flogs Big Issue's for a living! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, wait, let's be serious for a second |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | This decision has already caused a massive rift in their family |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Karl's now trying to salvage what he can |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Including the gimp mask, balaclava and rifle! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | From Claughton Hall to Fuck All in one lifetime! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It couldn't happen to a worse bunch of failed abortions! |
| 02:05 - 02:08 | The biggest joke in Blackpool that's not on North Pier! |
| 02:10 - 02:12 | I can't wait for Bob Geldof to get wind of this! |
| 02:12 - 02:14 | 'Oyston Aid' anybody? |
| 02:15 - 02:19 | Owen's dug his family's grave on this! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Blackpool fans would have done it for free and handed them over to Satan in person! |
| 02:21 - 02:26 | How the hell do Tweedledick and Tweedletwat explain it to the kids? |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | Bang goes your inheritance, welcome to reality! |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | 'Gone to Hellfire' - it sure fucking has! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Even Gerald Ratner can't fuck things up like Owen can! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Owen, you are the weakest link, fuck off! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what do you think their chances are of holding on to the club? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Less chance than I have getting a blowjob from The Queen! |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I've no sympathy at all, it's the best laugh I've had in some time |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Okay, I think that just about covers it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | £31.27 million though! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | They will NEVER live this down! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can't wait for the Jeremy Kyle episode to air! |
