| 00:00 - 00:03 | The minutes from the latest EFM meeting are out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The bins are being moved |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from individual offices here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to the corridor here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This means that you will have to move your own rubbish from now on |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I can keep my own bin? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As an option, right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Professor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The bins... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The bins have already been taken away |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They did it this morning |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Keith Burnett and Lisa Woods leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bull**it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My office is going to stink! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where will I put my lunch?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tuna will stink! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My undergrads will pass-out. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet Einstein didn't have to put up with this shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can I do physics when my office smells like a sewer?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bet your office gets cleaned Keith. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I promise I take out my own rubbish prof... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bull**it Keith. Bull**it. Bull**it. Bull**it. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I had no choice. 4% savings. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 4% my arse. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's 4% less physics for me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is the thin end of the wedge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | First they took our printers, then our bins |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What's next, the shirts off our backs?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wonder what it'd be like to work in a real physics department? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bins all up and down the corridor like stationary undergrads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fucking useless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't know why I even did a PhD |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Going to go and work in IT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Earn loads more money and not have to teach snotty second years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Imagine the freedom |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | £9000 a year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And they can't even afford to empty my bin |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hate this fucking university |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How much are we paying Keith? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why is my pension peanuts? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Eating baked beans from 65-80 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your pension's fine Paul |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the end for me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My bin was my last true friend |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The bean-counters have finally beaten me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Shitty potato-heads |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me to my email thread |
