| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a few swimming pools close to us. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There is one with a kiddie pool here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This one has two slides. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This one has a nude section, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it's just a few minutes by tram. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure this summer... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We're gonna have a blast. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The weather... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It will rain 3 to 4 times a day. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The weather fucking sucks. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has their swimming pool things ready, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING SUNNY! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S FUCKING JUNE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUN SHINING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHERE IS THE SUN?!?!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE DIDN'T DESTROY IT YET!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE NEED TO FUCKING CONQUER OTHER COUNTRIES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I WANTED TO GO TAN IN THE SUN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND STARE AT GIRLS IN BIKINI |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer there are indoor pools... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THERE-ARE-NO-SLIDES IN INDOOR POOLS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer we can still splash each other |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I WANT TO FUCKING SLIDE! |
