| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, we can start with the ex-raid location, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Barnwood Park and Arboretum |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | as you will be guaranteed numbers. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You can mobilise the group then to the Owl statue, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | before pushing on into town for a legendary raid frenzy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That is some fierce grinding, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll take time but, I'll get my shiny |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The group... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The group has 3 members with 2 shinies already |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One member got 2 back to back... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave now, quickly, except the admin team..Andy, Ollie, Neil and Robbie. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS GAME IS SO UNFAIR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE RAIDED COUNTLESS TIMES! IT'S UNFAIR! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EASIER TO CATCH?! GET YOURSELF A SHINY LUGIA?! ARE NIANTIC RUN BY BRAINLESS MANKEYS?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON THEIR VOLTORBS... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEIR EKANS WILL SHRIVEL IN THE FIELD! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I BOUGHT 3 ULTRABOXES AND ALL I GET IS THIS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I SUPPORTED LUGIA WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WANTED DEOXYS OR LATIOS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEN THEY FIND OUT IT CAN BE SHINY AND TRY TO TAKE MY PRIZE!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer nobody knew that would happen.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NOBODY KNEW?! NOBODY CARED! THEY JUST WANTED SOMETHING NEW AND STRONGER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein führer there is still a chance you can catch it... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DON'T YOU THINK I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THAT OVERSIZED MONSTROSITY?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S CONSUMED MY LIFE.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DESPITE IT'S HIGH DEFENSE AND STAMINA, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NOONE COULD SEE IT'S POWER BUT I COULD! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | POWER GREATER THAN THAT GLORIFIED THANKSGIVING TURKEY HO-OH! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN ABLE TO GET A WEATHER BOOSTED VERSION OR ONE OVER 90% |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NIANTIC CAN TAKE IT'S RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR AND BLAST OFF TO WHERE THE SOLROCKS DON'T SHINE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'LL GRAB THEM BY THEIR PUNY LITTLE GEODUDES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND MAKE SURE NONE OF THEM CAN REST UNTIL I HAVE GOT MY PRECIOUS SHINY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I WAS THE FIRST TO LEVEL 40 AND COMMANDED SUCH RESPECT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I WAS TO BE THE VERY BEST |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FOR REAL. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AS MY FATHER BEFORE ME AND HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM BEFORE THEIR FALL FROM GRACE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I SWORE I WOULD CATCH EVERY POKEMON IN EVERY REGION AND EVERY SHINY VARIANT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | BUT ALL I GET IS A SHINY LOW IV PIKACHU |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THAT STUPID SHINY ELECTIC MOUSE THAT EVERYONE EVERY ELSE HAS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THAT WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE NO GOOD FOR BATTLE. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, my Pikachu has iron tail... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should just stop playing this foolish game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have just run out of luck and it's time to retire |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I've just lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The chase is now over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Log onto my facebook and advertise that i will be selling my account to the highest bidder in Gloucestershire |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We will accept nothing lower than 10000 pokecoins |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And bring me my magikarp hat... |
