00:00 - 00:03 | So today we have OCR Biology |
00:04 - 00:05 | We all know that they have revised |
00:05 - 00:07 | But does that really matter NO! |
00:08 - 00:12 | Let's add in some stuff that they have never learnt |
00:12 - 00:15 | Let's have a look.... |
00:17 - 00:19 | Agh Proteins what makes up a protein |
00:19 - 00:21 | This one will make sure no one gets a good grade |
00:24 - 00:26 | Well we stumbled them on OCR chemistry |
00:27 - 00:28 | Fooling them thinking that more choices of a graph type will come up |
00:31 - 00:33 | But hey we did make OCR biology paper 1 easy |
00:34 - 00:36 | So let's make this harder |
00:53 - 00:58 | I want random shit |
01:13 - 01:15 | Stuff their eyes wouldn't of seen |
01:15 - 01:17 | Anything to stumble them |
01:18 - 01:23 | This is not fun |
01:25 - 01:28 | This is real science |
01:29 - 01:31 | I want them to sit at their desks and cry |
01:31 - 01:34 | Not set at their desks smiling about their achievements |
01:34 - 01:37 | They will cry |
01:37 - 01:40 | We are not kind chuck in a level stuff |
01:40 - 01:42 | Do you think I really care |
01:42 - 01:46 | I want a level biology put al over it |
01:46 - 01:48 | They just wait for paper 2 of chemistry |
01:48 - 01:52 | They will have to leave |
01:53 - 01:54 | This life is not easy |
01:56 - 01:57 | Chemistry is life |
01:57 - 02:00 | Let's make sure everything that is hard comes up |
02:00 - 02:03 | More balanced equations |
02:04 - 02:08 | I want them to stumble |
02:08 - 02:13 | This is OCR |
02:14 - 02:16 | We are not your usual charity |
02:17 - 02:21 | We don't give happiness |
02:27 - 02:29 | We strive to give pain |
02:30 - 02:34 | We are a charity of hate |
02:34 - 02:36 | A charity that puts in random science no one knows |
02:41 - 02:42 | I want this charity to be seen |
02:43 - 02:47 | Let's raise money |
02:48 - 02:53 | For all the life's we ruin |
02:54 - 02:56 | We are life runners you understand? |
02:56 - 02:59 | This is not s joke OCR is no joke |
03:00 - 03:02 | Random content everywhere |
03:04 - 03:07 | 6 things at least can come up the rest rubbish |
03:14 - 03:16 | I don't want easy |
03:19 - 03:23 | Plus make sure the grade boundaries are low |
03:25 - 03:26 | Pfft you seriously thought I meant that |
03:31 - 03:33 | Make them grade boundaries sky high |
03:40 - 03:46 | Higher that they can't even dream of the grade |
03:46 - 03:49 | We are OCR |
03:53 - 03:56 | The charity of hate |