| 00:00 - 00:03 | Guys, it's my 50th next year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | so let's all go on a cruise |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and visit here, and here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It'll be a great way for us to all hang out and celebrate my birthday |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and see a fantastic part of the world at the same time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we could book as a group |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and enjoy everything P & O has to offer? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | However... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | However there's one problem, Ian told Andy about the plan |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Andy's already booked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to speak to Ian, Andy and the guy with the moustache. The rest of you - leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Did Ian say book? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Or did Ian say WAIT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were meant to wait until he had rung and asked some questions. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We could have got free drinks, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | a bigger room, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | priority disembarkation, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | maybe even a birthday cake for Ian |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but now because of your stupidity... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I was excited about the holiday so I... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How hard is it to wait you moron! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was a great deal and I wanted to grab it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well I hope you're happy, you've ruined the entire plan now. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We could have got on-board credit. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We could have had rooms next to each other, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | shared meal times, free massages, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | perhaps even a free meal. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But no, you had to go to pocruises.com.au |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and book a room before we'd even had time to see who else was coming. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard was it to listen for once and let someone else |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | do the planning you over-controlling nerd? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thank God it's on the same level as us. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Level 10 seems to be a good spot, near the gym so we can work out. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and stay fit while we're on board. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Unbelievable. You pale idiot! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ian gave you one simple instruction but clearly that was too much for you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Clearly this is the last time we can |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | trust you with any of plan of ours. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I just hope your stupidity hasn't ruined the trip. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There, there, Catherine, Mum can find us a new dad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew when he joined this family, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he'd be a problem. I looked past the strange hair cut |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the ukulele playing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I gave him the benefit of the doubt. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now I see that my first judgement was right. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Remove him from my presence. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | His time with this family is over. |
