Company man reacts to an annular leak
790 views • 6/18/2016
Upper Annular Leak at 9,582'
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a identified a leak on the upper annular when the annular was closed for the subsea BOP test. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The nearest Cameron repair kit is located here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in a warehouse outside of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once the kit has arrived onboard, it will take 4 days to rebuild the annular and test. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | After the testing is complete, we estimate another 5 days to run the BOP back to bottom. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure the annular is leaking? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did the subsea engineer swap to the opposite pod? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He did sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and he found... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The lower annular is also leaking when it is closed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It has approximately the same flow rate. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who were not involved with the BOP pre-deployment testing may leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This piece of shit is NEW! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This whole piece of ultra deepwater shit is NEW! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This BOP... I knew this Cameron piece of shit BOP wasn't going to work before we left fucking Korea! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I told those fuckers I wanted a Hydril. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't know why we pay all of you. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You incompetent fucks couldn't tell if your dicks were leaking when you left Korea. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We've tried to get this BOP on bottom for weeks! Fucking topdrive problems, PRS problems, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | driller's chair problems, thruster problems, and now this? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir... The hydrostatic pressure and the water temperature at this depth are affecting the seals. |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up with that bullshit! They've been building this shIt for years! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, Cameron has put together a hybrid seal kit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A fucking hybrid seal kit... you're smoking the same shit they are! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S BULLSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Is this the only rig to ever run a Cameron annular this deep? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hydril or GE, whoever the fuck those cunts call themselves now, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Shaffer or NOV whatever the fuck they are, don't have these problems! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why can't Cameron make shit that seals and does what it is supposed to do? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What we've paid millions upon millions of dollars for this shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and we can't even close a fucking annular. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why don't we just push the other BOP over the fucking side and start over? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should just cut our fucking losses |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and drive off leaving this piece of Cameron shit on bottom. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's our best fucking path forward. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A hybrid seal kit... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A hybrid seal kit for the annulars that we don't even know will work at this depth! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it too much to ask for the BOP to work as you all have guaranteed? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We are turning the whole fucking ocean as pink |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | as those bitches' cunts outside! Except for the ginger... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Her pussy looks a cajun roast beef sandwich on wheat bread! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe a rare prime rib...but not roast beef. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell the driller to get rigged up to pull riser. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will pull the BOP and try this fucking hybrid seal kit. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It better work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If it leaks, I will then |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | run off every one of you stupid bastards in this room. Then I will employ your wives... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe you can identify their pussies are leaking |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | when they come back home to you. |
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