00:00 - 00:03 | You have the necassary notes |
00:04 - 00:05 | for sections A and B |
00:05 - 00:07 | rehearsal techniques are simple |
00:08 - 00:12 | and the concept is relatively straightforward |
00:12 - 00:15 | We have past papers and exemplars to work from |
00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, so it will be relatively easy |
00:19 - 00:21 | As long as staging comes up in section C |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | It might |
00:31 - 00:33 | It could be costume... |
00:34 - 00:36 | It might even be sound... |
00:53 - 00:58 | All you weak ass bitches get out. I am about to lose my shit |
01:13 - 01:15 | WE PREPARED FOR STAGING |
01:15 - 01:17 | MOST OF MY FUCKING PLAN IS STAGING |
01:18 - 01:23 | EVEN ACTING WOULD BE BETTER THAN COSTUME |
01:25 - 01:28 | What is there to say? they were dressed in shakespearian clothes? |
01:29 - 01:31 | and then what? |
01:31 - 01:34 | and don't even get me started on sound.. |
01:34 - 01:37 | there's only so much you can say about the fucking wind in the ghost scene |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or the state of ophelia's dress and face |
01:40 - 01:42 | We were told to plan for everything, not just staging |
01:42 - 01:46 | you think i fucking give a shit boris you little shit? |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrur, it is not my fault you are unprepared |
01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up, or I will shove this entire lysistrata script down your fucking throat |
01:53 - 01:54 | I'M GOING TO FAIL |
01:56 - 01:57 | I know shit all about Lysistrata |
01:57 - 02:00 | I was going to make up for that on the Hamlet essay |
02:00 - 02:03 | but now you tell me the plan i have is garbage, and they could ask me shit on costume? |
02:04 - 02:08 | You're as useful as Jasmine fucking Kemble |
02:08 - 02:13 | and she couldn't say basic words correctly! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I cannot cope with this shit anymore |
02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well not show up on monday, just catch a flight to Syria and sell my identity to a migrant |
02:27 - 02:29 | Gary's already signed my notes off. |
02:30 - 02:34 | It's too late for me now. I'll just have to wing it. |
02:34 - 02:36 | and hope that edexcel do not fuck me over on this one |
02:41 - 02:42 | It's on monday |
02:43 - 02:47 | And I have the attention span of a goat and won't revise anything |
02:48 - 02:53 | and will just binge watch netflix until 3am monday morning |
02:54 - 02:56 | before realising my A level depends on this |
02:56 - 02:59 | and there's no real hope of getting anything over a D |
03:00 - 03:02 | And I'll finish the exam and immediately jump off of a tall building |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Jasmine, I'm sure he didn't mean it |
03:14 - 03:16 | But then again staging might come up |
03:19 - 03:23 | And edexcel might take pity on us with Section A and B |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's not that hard |
03:31 - 03:33 | and there's always Vodka |
03:40 - 03:46 | If things do go fucking awfully and i can drown my sorrows in that |
03:46 - 03:49 | and wake up lost in a field somewhere |
03:53 - 03:56 | What could go wrong? |