| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a new Major |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | He is located here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And he is dank. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He is always mlg. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who is he? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | His name is Shukishi. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't know him. Leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE FUCK DOE STHIS FUCK THINK HE IS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I AM THE SUPREME COMMANDER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HES PROBABLY GAY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry, Shuk is dank. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will REKT THIS NOOB |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I AM THE BEST OFFICER EVER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WILL FUCKING SHOOT HIM UP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | HES DANK THATS HWY HE IS MAJOR |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON"T CARE IF HE IS DANK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT HE IS DANKER THAN YOU |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE CAN SUCK MY DICK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HES PROBABLY A JEW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HE CAN GO TO AULSCHWITZ |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HES GAY PROBABLY ALSO |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I AM THE BEST AT LEADING |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Shuk's GF Enters |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE IS SUPA GAY |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | HES WORSE THAN STALIN |
| 02:26 - 02:31 | I AM THE UBER COMMANDER |
| 02:39 - 02:44 | I WILL GET HIM EXILED |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | WHO GOT HIM PROMOTED? |
| 02:59 - 03:04 | HE IS STUPID LIKE A HO |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't Cry Shuk Will Always Win. |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | Tell him he is the best Officer. And that he is more dank than I am. |
| 03:52 - 03:57 | I just like to rage :( |
