| 00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings, members of the Clone Army of the Republic! |
| 00:08 - 00:14 | In headline news, Special Operations Commander Cpt "Lassic" Garrforest removed Captain Venom from the Officer Communications, |
| 00:14 - 00:19 | ...his reasoning is unknown, but it may be estimated that he was jealous about Venom's roast on another personnel in the chat. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | And on that note, |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | ...why CptGarrforest did not remove the other personnel for making a similar roast, |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | ...has yet to be known, and can only be assumed for being an anti-roast supporter. |
| 00:28 - 00:37 | Questions remain if Garrforest is an anti-"#Audio4SComm" as well, and is currently being investigated by the butthurt AlphaWolffe supporters. |
| 00:38 - 00:46 | Lord and Savior AudioWolffe has yet given an official statement regarding the act, but Battalion Commander SupaStrakktus made a great decision, |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | ...to re-add Captain Venom back into the chat fairly. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | This has been Republic News, now going off the air. |
