| 00:00 - 00:03 | This year the Dave Matthews Band will be touring Europe |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will all need to buy tickets for this show |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If WAREHOUSE priority works we could also get tickets for Stuttgart, Munich and maybe London |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But if we don't act quickly we'll have to settle for the one show in Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Italy... Or France? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is Dave playing there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mien Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They've.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Those tickets have already sold out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So have Spain... and Portugal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If anyone has already bought tickets for the Italy or France shows without buying me one.... Please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You know how much I love Dave. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How I like to get the rail |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hours I've spent writing my Sign |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Drawing a BIG EYED FISH |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And for what... So we can go to ONE show. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't cry... I have a spare Dublin ticket you can have. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what about catching a drumstick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You've all got one.... some of you have TWO. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mien Fuhrer... If it helps, you can have one of mine. Carter has given me lots. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO... Can't you see... I want to catch my own |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mien Fuhrer.. I have a spare used one, one which Carter has played with. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That isn't the same... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 200 shows I've been to. TWO HUNDRED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've travelled the world watching Dave... And not one drumstick... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And I've never seen them play Mother, Fatherland |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or Sugar Will... You watch... He'll play that in Manchester again |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll have to settle with Cornbread and a stupid beer can poster |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We never get anything nice... like Chess pieces or butterflies. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We don't even get the Volkswagon camper van poster... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just a bunch of stupid beer cans. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've never even met Dave... let alone have a Facebook picture with him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've not had a hug from Boyd either.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have nothing to beat my chest about... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Either get me more tickets... or cancel my WAREHOUSE membership. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Austria... surely we could get tickets for Austria |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If not... cancel the trip to the Gorge. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We won't be going there again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or West Palm Beach.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and we certainly won't be don't SPAC |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There, there... don't cry, we'll still do Alpine. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But in the end.... 203I'd settle for a wave... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or a smile. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And he... I mean they... can play what they want. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They can even open with Don't Drink the Water... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps if we all pray... they might even play Halloween for us. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And who knows.... fingers crossed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I might catch a drumstick. |
