| 00:00 - 00:03 | Home Group 802 started a game. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's about International Trade. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It involves 6 nations. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Or really the class split into 6 groups. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The aim was to make the most money out of paper shapes they cut. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's cool. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did Deutschland win? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Deutschland... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Deutschland was not included. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our only ally involved, Japan, came last. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you played as Tanzania, China, India or America you can get out before I rant. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is atrocious! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Deutschland wasn't even included! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And our only ally in the game came last by thousands! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Japanese "PM" declared bankruptcy and resigned! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Unacceptable! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why didn't the SS do something before all this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You guys should have stormed the WTO gave Japan the cash! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But you let Japan fail that badly! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer this is only a game! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The axis is superior to the allies, we must win everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They were talking post-war Japan anyway. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I still can't accept that Deutschland wasn't in this! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What was that? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is just shameful. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Why wasn't I there? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I would have smashed it if I played! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These people are in the IGNITE! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They took a test to get into the school but they went bankrupt! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've heard that the Japanese team was full of communists. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They must have gave all their profits to Joseph Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to an academy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm not specialised in economics. Yet I revived the economy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And conquered Europe from the Allies! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is sad. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I know they had not much of everything. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If I was there I would have hit Tanzania with mein best shot. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | China tried to exploit Japanese slave labour. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only Singapore was nice enough to do trading. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And someone tried to sell Japan nukes! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't cry, we told Japan to go away when they wanted to trade. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate economics. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This simulator is giving me crippling depression. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Deutschland would've won. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel so sad about this. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need to do something very important. It's coming up in less than an hour. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I still haven't revised for mein French test yet. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go to science now. |
