00:00 - 00:03We've released the Staff satisfaction survey
00:04 - 00:05and given the bland questioning
00:05 - 00:07We'll be able to show we're doing well
00:08 - 00:12The fools will believe the code of Ethics
00:12 - 00:15apllies to us, which it does'nt
00:17 - 00:19That's some serious 4th dimension chess..
00:19 - 00:21With iops coming in March, they'll think we're bloody geniouses
00:24 - 00:26Mien Fuhrer... theres a problem with iops
00:27 - 00:28iops...
00:31 - 00:33iops... it does'nt work, and wont be ready in MARCH
00:34 - 00:36Capita,sold us a duff dream
00:53 - 00:58anyone, who knew this and tried to tell SLT that it was a fucking disaster, leave now
01:13 - 01:15Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK
01:15 - 01:17we look like a bunch of clueless fucks
01:18 - 01:23No wonder everyones taking leave, going sick or retiring
01:25 - 01:28Capita must be lauging their cocks off
01:29 - 01:31How much is it going to cost us a month?
01:31 - 01:34All we needed was a integrated computer system
01:34 - 01:37It's not like we asked them to cure cancer or negotiate Brexit
01:37 - 01:40just once, we could have shown we knew our arse from our elbow
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we'll still be strong and stable
01:42 - 01:46don't start that running through fields of wheat bollocks
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we paid the best experts....
01:48 - 01:52They took our money, and sold us snake oil
01:53 - 01:54fucking consultants
01:56 - 01:57you lot spent years on a jolly
01:57 - 02:00touring the country looking what everyone else had
02:00 - 02:03and then you still insisted on reinventing the wheel.
02:04 - 02:08what did they promise you? jobs when you retire?
02:08 - 02:13or were you outsmarted by a bunch of suits waving shiney things...
02:14 - 02:16How hard is it to understand
02:17 - 02:21We're police management, we're supposed to know what we're doing
02:27 - 02:29If I could fire you all I would
02:30 - 02:34but you all have comprimising shit on me
02:34 - 02:36backstabbing cunts.
02:41 - 02:42Right. You fucks..
02:43 - 02:47If i can move you sideways, I will. The rest can sort this mess out then fuck off elsewhere
02:48 - 02:53all I want is a Knighthood and to retire scandal free
02:54 - 02:56The shit i have to cover up and hide for you lot
02:56 - 02:59If you were uniform and frontline or actually worked for a living
03:00 - 03:02you'd be disciplined, sacked or jailed
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can claim stress and bullying
03:14 - 03:16We really are a bunch of clowns
03:19 - 03:23I'm just surprised we've managed to hide it so long
03:25 - 03:26The jobs fucked
03:31 - 03:33and we fucked it.
03:40 - 03:46Still,could be worse, we could have a Crime commisioner who actually cared how shit we are
03:46 - 03:49or a Gov't not in perpetual crisis
03:53 - 03:56... and i'll have to do iops training again.