| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've released the Staff satisfaction survey |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and given the bland questioning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll be able to show we're doing well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The fools will believe the code of Ethics |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | apllies to us, which it does'nt |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's some serious 4th dimension chess.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With iops coming in March, they'll think we're bloody geniouses |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mien Fuhrer... theres a problem with iops |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | iops... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | iops... it does'nt work, and wont be ready in MARCH |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Capita,sold us a duff dream |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone, who knew this and tried to tell SLT that it was a fucking disaster, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we look like a bunch of clueless fucks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | No wonder everyones taking leave, going sick or retiring |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Capita must be lauging their cocks off |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How much is it going to cost us a month? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All we needed was a integrated computer system |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's not like we asked them to cure cancer or negotiate Brexit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | just once, we could have shown we knew our arse from our elbow |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we'll still be strong and stable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | don't start that running through fields of wheat bollocks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we paid the best experts.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They took our money, and sold us snake oil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | fucking consultants |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you lot spent years on a jolly |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | touring the country looking what everyone else had |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then you still insisted on reinventing the wheel. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | what did they promise you? jobs when you retire? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or were you outsmarted by a bunch of suits waving shiney things... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How hard is it to understand |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We're police management, we're supposed to know what we're doing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I could fire you all I would |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but you all have comprimising shit on me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | backstabbing cunts. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right. You fucks.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If i can move you sideways, I will. The rest can sort this mess out then fuck off elsewhere |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | all I want is a Knighthood and to retire scandal free |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The shit i have to cover up and hide for you lot |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If you were uniform and frontline or actually worked for a living |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you'd be disciplined, sacked or jailed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can claim stress and bullying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We really are a bunch of clowns |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm just surprised we've managed to hide it so long |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The jobs fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and we fucked it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Still,could be worse, we could have a Crime commisioner who actually cared how shit we are |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or a Gov't not in perpetual crisis |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... and i'll have to do iops training again. |
