| 00:00 - 00:03 | The morning will be speed mentoring |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with inspiring and thought |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | provoking leaders from the industry |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The afternoon is three life-changing skill workshops |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Really putting you on the map |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay this looks awesome: |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | let's get a bunch of tickets |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't go |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | B&T has a strict no Nazis policy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I've phoned them and asked |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you bought a ticket and denounced nazism get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Andy Lark is one of the mentors! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Charmaine Moldrich is too for Christ's sake! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Allan Parker is teaching negotiation skills |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's reached agreement at the United Nations! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He never speaks in Australia |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Gemma Hunter from Mediacom is speaking |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | about creating a diversity nurturing culture |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You can't just hire diverse people and hope for the best. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Some inclusive thinking around here wouldn't hurt |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This gives you a blueprint on how to do it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I can't handle this bullying anymore |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What do you expect if we're missing this event |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Did you think I'd know how to lead without any training? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You need a mix of mentoring, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | hard skills techniques |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and of course the goddamn networking |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You meet people you'll one day go into |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | business with at events like these |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All the top agencies are sending people |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And why wouldn't they? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ben Welsh, Nitsa Lotus, Anthony Xydis |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sharon Schoenborn . . .from Microsoft! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Willie Pang! Mediacom's new CEO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ryan Meyer |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | from General Assembly the modern economy masters |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | There's no way you can compete with people exposed to this clarity of thinking |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Kate Chaffer from Culture Zone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She's talking about real world purpose and values |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No bullshit stuff you can actually use |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we're going okay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If they think I'm shaving my moustache |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Wearing drop-crotch trousers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no socks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they're probably right |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's only $149 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll go in disguise |
