00:00 - 00:03The morning will be speed mentoring
00:04 - 00:05with inspiring and thought
00:05 - 00:07provoking leaders from the industry
00:08 - 00:12The afternoon is three life-changing skill workshops
00:12 - 00:15Really putting you on the map
00:17 - 00:19Okay this looks awesome:
00:19 - 00:21let's get a bunch of tickets
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28We can't go
00:31 - 00:33B&T has a strict no Nazis policy
00:34 - 00:36I've phoned them and asked
00:53 - 00:58If you bought a ticket and denounced nazism get out now
01:13 - 01:15Andy Lark is one of the mentors!
01:15 - 01:17Charmaine Moldrich is too for Christ's sake!
01:18 - 01:23Allan Parker is teaching negotiation skills
01:25 - 01:28He's reached agreement at the United Nations!
01:29 - 01:31He never speaks in Australia
01:31 - 01:34Gemma Hunter from Mediacom is speaking
01:34 - 01:37about creating a diversity nurturing culture
01:37 - 01:40You can't just hire diverse people and hope for the best.
01:40 - 01:42Some inclusive thinking around here wouldn't hurt
01:42 - 01:46This gives you a blueprint on how to do it!
01:46 - 01:48I can't handle this bullying anymore
01:48 - 01:52What do you expect if we're missing this event
01:53 - 01:54Did you think I'd know how to lead without any training?
01:56 - 01:57You need a mix of mentoring,
01:57 - 02:00hard skills techniques
02:00 - 02:03and of course the goddamn networking
02:04 - 02:08You meet people you'll one day go into
02:08 - 02:13business with at events like these
02:14 - 02:16All the top agencies are sending people
02:17 - 02:21And why wouldn't they?
02:27 - 02:29Ben Welsh, Nitsa Lotus, Anthony Xydis
02:30 - 02:34Sharon Schoenborn . . .from Microsoft!
02:34 - 02:36Willie Pang! Mediacom's new CEO
02:41 - 02:42Ryan Meyer
02:43 - 02:47from General Assembly the modern economy masters
02:48 - 02:53There's no way you can compete with people exposed to this clarity of thinking
02:54 - 02:56And Kate Chaffer from Culture Zone
02:56 - 02:59She's talking about real world purpose and values
03:00 - 03:02No bullshit stuff you can actually use
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry we're going okay
03:14 - 03:16If they think I'm shaving my moustache
03:19 - 03:23Wearing drop-crotch trousers
03:25 - 03:26no socks
03:31 - 03:33they're probably right
03:40 - 03:46It's only $149
03:46 - 03:49I'm going
03:53 - 03:56I'll go in disguise