| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK Its time we started playing in CCL on the XBOX |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its on the XBOX so it should be easy money |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 500 Euros will be ours, no problem. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lets get started. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Time to build a Chaos team. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just a few games and this Baby Chaos team... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will be turned into killers. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The timer.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You only have 2 minutes for each turn! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You'll have to make decisions very quickly. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Who agreed to this? Bissell? Hunter? Brooks? Bernier? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who decided this crap. It's impossible! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How am I supposed to work out what I'm supposed to do? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are players out there with strange skills |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Diving Tackle! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shadowing for gods sake! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don't like showing the skills on screen. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 2 minutes is way too short. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't play under these conditions. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer. Maybe you should plan your moves on your opponents turn. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Have you seen some of the bullshit these people are pulling off in the last seconds? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer. This will shorten whole games by 5 minutes. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | 5 minutes? At the cost of me losing my mind? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I can't do it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Oh others will show off and say it's easy. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm having enough trouble at 1000 TV |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Soon I'll be playing teams that are 500 TV higher than me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There are a thousand Chorf teams waiting for me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It will be next to impossible. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It takes me 3 minutes to set up for kick off. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 2 minute turns are for madmen playing this game like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I like a nice relaxing game. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you know how stressful this is to me? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Have you seen my dice? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Double ones and skulls. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But my opponent can easily pick up the ball on a 5+ plus. Without a reroll. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I ask is for a fair game for once. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But that's not going to happen with 2 minute turns. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And if one more person mentions Cas or TFG I'm going to lose my mind. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cas buys Minos that in my opinion are unnecessary bloat. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK maybe he'll be friendly this season. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'll set up my own league, with AI opponents. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could make it 4 minute turns. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That would be nice. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My Chaos versus 7 Halfling teams. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I'll give CCL one more shot. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I should be more positive. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ill probably get a disconnect. |
